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| Danse des 1000 mains | May 11, 2009 |
Epoustoufflant!
à voir et à revoir...
Lisez le paragraphe ci-dessous D'ABORD avant que vous observiez le vidéo.
C’est une danse impressionnante, appelée la Mille-Mains Guanyin. Vu que la coordination serrée exigée, l’accomplissement des danseuses ne serait rien de moins que stupéfiant, même si elles n'étaient pas toutes sourdes. Oui, vous avez lu correctement. Chacune des 21 danseuses est complètement sourde et muette. Comptant seulement sur... See more Epoustoufflant!
à voir et à revoir...
Lisez le paragraphe ci-dessous D'ABORD avant que vous observiez le vidéo.
C’est une danse impressionnante, appelée la Mille-Mains Guanyin. Vu que la coordination serrée exigée, l’accomplissement des danseuses ne serait rien de moins que stupéfiant, même si elles n'étaient pas toutes sourdes. Oui, vous avez lu correctement. Chacune des 21 danseuses est complètement sourde et muette. Comptant seulement sur les signaux de leurs entraîneurs aux quatre coins du stage, ces danseuses extraordinaires livrent un spectacle visuel vraiment complexe.
Leur début international fut à Athènes aux cérémonies de fermeture des Jeux Para-Olympiques de 2004. La vidéo a été enregistré à Pékin pendant le Festival du Printemps.
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| WHY MEN DON'T WRITE ADVICE COLUMNS | May 12, 2009 |
Dear Walter,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving
my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more
than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car
shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with
the neighbours' daughter. I'm 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbours'
daughter is 22.
We... See more Dear Walter,
I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving
my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more
than a mile down the road when the engine conked out and the car
shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with
the neighbours' daughter. I'm 32, my husband is 34, and the neighbours'
daughter is 22.
We have been married for ten years. When I confronted him, he broke
down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six
months. I told him to stop or I'd leave him. He was let go from his
job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly
depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave
him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant.
He won't go to counselling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him
anymore.
Can you please help?
Sincerely,
Sheila
Dear Sheila:
A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine... Start by checking that there is no
debris in the fuel line. If it's clear, check the vacuum pipes and
hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If
none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel
pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.
I hope this helps,
WALTER ▲ Collapse
| | | | | Happy Mother's Day | May 12, 2009 |
WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the sam... See more WHY GOD MADE MOMS
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger
parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice
in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use
string, I think.
Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.
What kind of a little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty
bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get
drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES
to chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a
lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a
goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection.. She sees the stuff under
the bed.
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power
'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your
friends.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do20in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect.. Outside, I think some kind
of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get
rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who
did it not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back
of her head.
WHEN YOU STOP LAUGHING -- SEND IT ON TO OTHER MOTHERS, GRANDMOTHERS,
AND AUNTS....and anyone else who has anything to do with kids or just
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| Puccini in da house | May 31, 2009 |
The Orchestre Surreal Sci-Fi musical Show, Dangerous Dan O'Callaghan tries to save the orchestre Surreal from mutating outer-space gamma rays by singing an opera aria only to become a mutant himself...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMproPrWbXI
Good grief! Nu-mi amintesc să fi văzut nimic asemănător M... See more The Orchestre Surreal Sci-Fi musical Show, Dangerous Dan O'Callaghan tries to save the orchestre Surreal from mutating outer-space gamma rays by singing an opera aria only to become a mutant himself...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMproPrWbXI
Good grief! Nu-mi amintesc să fi văzut nimic asemănător Merită văzut. Ce voce, ca să nu mai vorbim de fizicul... absolut derutant
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| lucca
Romania
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| Puccini in de house | Jun 1, 2009 |
This is a joke (I hope). Vocea (sau cântăreţul) "educat" este si va fi (încă) altceva decât amatorul.
Poate se mai înviorează replicile postărilor pe Proz RO. Sau poate că nu.
By the way: aţi pierdut clienţi (anteriori stabil) în ultimele câteva luni? (vi s-a cerut să scădeţi tarifele "din cauza crizei" şi aţi refuza)t?
Eu da. Principalul meu client permanent, de aproape 10 ani. N-au vrut/putut să înţeleagă că mă tratează ca pe o 'secretară" ... See more This is a joke (I hope). Vocea (sau cântăreţul) "educat" este si va fi (încă) altceva decât amatorul.
Poate se mai înviorează replicile postărilor pe Proz RO. Sau poate că nu.
By the way: aţi pierdut clienţi (anteriori stabil) în ultimele câteva luni? (vi s-a cerut să scădeţi tarifele "din cauza crizei" şi aţi refuza)t?
Eu da. Principalul meu client permanent, de aproape 10 ani. N-au vrut/putut să înţeleagă că mă tratează ca pe o 'secretară" mai "fiţoasă"...
Mare companie mare, supranaţională, internaţională, listată pe toate bursele... No complains pâna acum.
Cei (cel/cele) care mă înlocuiţi, beware! ▲ Collapse
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| Chin up Lucian! | Jun 1, 2009 |
La Multi Ani cu sanatate!!! ca-i mai buna decat toate.
Cat despre clienti... vin si pleaca. Poate se si intoarce, cine stie ?!
Carpe Diem
| | | | Cristiana Coblis
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| Puccini şi clienţi noi şi vechi | Jun 1, 2009 |
Lucian, nu ştiu cât de în serios se ia respectivul, eu nu l-am luat foarte în serios
Legat de clienţi, şi eu m-am certat săptămâna trecută rău cu un client vechi. M-au şi prins într-o zi în care nu eram prea bine dispusă, se şi adunaseră cam multe, drept care nu am considerat că mai are rost şi le-am zis ce-am avut de zis. Dar nu-mi pare rău, de atunci parcă mi s-a întors norocul, aşa că tot ... See more Lucian, nu ştiu cât de în serios se ia respectivul, eu nu l-am luat foarte în serios
Legat de clienţi, şi eu m-am certat săptămâna trecută rău cu un client vechi. M-au şi prins într-o zi în care nu eram prea bine dispusă, se şi adunaseră cam multe, drept care nu am considerat că mai are rost şi le-am zis ce-am avut de zis. Dar nu-mi pare rău, de atunci parcă mi s-a întors norocul, aşa că tot răul spre bine ▲ Collapse
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Alla, mulţumesc pentru La Mulţi Ani şi urările de sănătate! Sunt bine, chiar mai bine decât mă aşteptam.
Cristiana, cred că ai procedat bine. Unii cred că criza nu e criză decât la ei, alţii - am impresia că pornesc de la premiza "la voi te descurci mai uşor, ce vă trebuie tarife atât de ridicate"?
Oricum, având mai puţin de lucru simt o senzaţie de libertate cum n-am avut de mult! Încep să mă întreb dacă mai are rost să mă întorc la traduceri. (E adevăr... See more Alla, mulţumesc pentru La Mulţi Ani şi urările de sănătate! Sunt bine, chiar mai bine decât mă aşteptam.
Cristiana, cred că ai procedat bine. Unii cred că criza nu e criză decât la ei, alţii - am impresia că pornesc de la premiza "la voi te descurci mai uşor, ce vă trebuie tarife atât de ridicate"?
Oricum, având mai puţin de lucru simt o senzaţie de libertate cum n-am avut de mult! Încep să mă întreb dacă mai are rost să mă întorc la traduceri. (E adevărat că nu am nevoie de ele ca să trăiesc, inclusiv familia). Pe de altă parte, serviciul de bază îmi ocupă din ce în ce în ce mai mult timp.
Văzând şi făcând... Poate-mi fac şi eu blog ▲ Collapse
| | | | | Loris- un animal dragalas | Jun 2, 2009 |
Am gasit un filmulet cu un animalut foarte dragalas, seamana foarte mult cu un Lemur dar nu este, este vorba despre specia “Loris“. Animalutului ii place foarte mult sa fie masat, iar stapanului lui ii place foarte mult sa il maseze.
http://www.lacaterinca.com/tag/loris/
| | | | | Animale masate | Jun 2, 2009 |
ClaudiaDragomir wrote: Am gasit un filmulet cu un animalut foarte dragalas, seamana foarte mult cu un Lemur dar nu este, este vorba despre specia “Loris“. Animalutului ii place foarte mult sa fie masat, iar stapanului lui ii place foarte mult sa il maseze. http://www.lacaterinca.com/tag/loris/
Dar poţi încerca acelaşi lucru cu o pisică
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| Animale dragalase masate | Jun 2, 2009 |
Maria Diaconu wrote: Dar poţi încerca acelaşi lucru cu o pisică
E adevarat, se poate incerca cu pisica sau cu alte animale domestice. Sunt dragalase atat pisica cat si Lorisul, insa acesta din urma e o noutate (eu cel putin nu am auzit de el pana acum) si e tare haios. Dragul de el!
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ClaudiaDragomir wrote: Am gasit un filmulet cu un animalut foarte dragalas, seamana foarte mult cu un Lemur dar nu este, este vorba despre specia “Loris“. http://www.lacaterinca.com/tag/loris/
Păi e firesc să existe ceva asemănare cu lemurul, fiindcă şi lorisul e tot un soi de maimuţică. Într-adevăr, e foarte drăgălaş.
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